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Bitter Pill – early registration ending!

May 16th, 2013 by GMARA Staff

Good news, everyone! Mountain Hardwear will be sponsoring our race shirts this year – we’re still finalizing details, but it looks like racers will end up with one of our nicest shirts ever. We’ll see what we can do to make the artwork equally memorable.

As a special new sponsor bonus, we’re going to extend early registration rates through the weekend. Three more days to get your teams signed up at a discount – head over to registration now and lock in your chance to get lost in the hills, valleys, streams and fields of Vermont!

We’re also pleased to note that Catamount will offer discounted rates for bike rental – $20 instead of $30 for the day. Get in touch with them directly if you’re interested. They’re also offering camping on their property if you want to stay right where the action is and make it a full weekend of adventure. No showers, but they will have running water… details on camping rates will be posted on the race directions page as soon as we have them.

Sign up now or get in touch if you’ve got questions!

Bitter Pill 2013: Registration Open!

April 20th, 2013 by GMARA Staff

Registration is open for the 2013 MVP Health Care Bitter Pill!

It's hard to believe, but we've been hosting the Bitter Pill Adventure Race for ten years now. Thankfully, losing you in the woods just doesn't get old. Read on for details, or go directly to the registration page to sign up.

To celebrate this tenth anniversary milestone, we're happy to announce some goodness for this year's race:

  • Lower costs! Entry fees are lower than last year, especially for early registrants.
  • Teams of two or three! Top prizes still go to three-person teams, but if you only have one awesome friend, you should still sign up.
  • Paddling is back! Tandem kayaks for two, and canoes for three.
  • Multiple new (and old) sponsors lined up! Details coming next week, including some good discounts.
  • We're moving the race north again, basing it out of the Catamount Outdoor Family Center in Williston.

Boats are limited in both divisions, and early registration rates are definitely cheaper, so sign up soon to reserve a properly-sized boat and lock in your spot. More details, as always, on the site: gmara.org/bitter

From all of us at GMARA, we're looking forward to an amazing race and hearing about all your trials, successes, perseverance, and how you've grown as a result of what your team overcomes in the 2013 Bitter Pill.

Special thanks to MVP Health Care for being our title sponsor for more than half of our ten years. Some tremendous things have come together with their support, and we're thrilled to have them back.

Cheers,
The GMARA crew

Bitter Pill 2012 Results

August 1st, 2012 by GMARA Staff

Yet again, the MVP Health Care Bitter Pill was an amazing race through some great Vermont terrain. Blueberry Hill Inn extended their hospitality for a second year, and 19 teams of racers made their way to the Moosalamoo National Recreation Area on Friday night. Whether camping or staying in the cozy B&B rooms, racers grabbed what sleep they could and gathered at 4:30 the next morning for the pre-race briefing.


A 5:00 a.m. start meant a brief period of navigation in the dark. The race instructions said “trek” but the early course was a bit wet: Three different beaver ponds, three different mucky checkpoints, in any order.


Once teams found those checkpoints, they returned to the inn to grab their bikes. The trip to TA2 was part riding, part hike-a-bike, and one checkpoint near a fourth beaver pond. Course designers were tempted to make teams swim yet again, but figured everyone’s socks were wet enough already.


At TA2, racers dropped their bikes, learned the location of the Tyrolean Traverse and started a big loop to get CP5-12 in order. CP5 was a quick uphill run, with possible views of lake Dunmore through the trees.


CP6 and 7 were on buoys in silver lake, requiring about a half a mile of swimming to get both. Everyone had been worried about their feet drying out, and we wanted to set their minds at rest. After the swim, CP8, 9, and 10 took a bit of trail running, bushwhacking, and stream-crossing. After CP10, racers ran down the north branch trail to the Tyrolean.


CP11: The Tyrolean Traverse over the Falls of Lana… for anyone who paused and looked at the view, this was amazing. There has never been a (legal) tyrolean in the Green Mountain National Forest, so a huge thanks to Holly and Chris at the U.S. Forest Service and Steve at Petra Cliffs for working out all the details and getting us a permit!


Let’s just take another look at that… one view from below, one from above:


After the tyrolean, racers found a delightful uphill hike to a CP on the water tower, then a run along the silver lake pipeline back to TA3. Grabbed their bikes again, they hit Chandler Ridge for some fantastic technical single-track. A bit more elevation gain, two on-trail checkpoints, and a steep descent to TA4 rounded out the biking leg.


If you’re a mountain biker, it’s worth a trip to the Moosalamoo just to ride the Chandler Ridge trail… I think a bunch of racers are going to come back just to see that stretch again. Then again, for some racers it was a 5-mile hike-a-bike with a broken chain, so maybe not everyone will be back.


At the Leicester Hollow Bridge (TA4, also dubbed the “bike repair clinic”) teams dropped their bikes for one last trek, including CP15 and three bonus points for ambitious teams.
A huge thanks to everyone who shared a tube, a chain segment, or general bike repair skills. A lot of racers would have had a lousy day from this point if it weren’t for general racer kindness.


Everyone seemed to agree that CP15 was definitely near an awesome rock… and all paths leading to it were covered in stinging nettles.


I would apologize, but I walked through that patch five times myself. Truly a spectacular example of a horrid plant.


After CP15, the bonus trek points were more of a navigational challenge. It turns out 15-year-old maps can be a bit unreliable, trails can mysteriously disappear, streams dry up…
after talking to the top racers, a navigational challenge was the perfect end to the day.


Oh, wait, that fun navigation wasn’t the end of the course – teams still had to bike uphill for five miles and grab CP16 on the way. 1100 feet of climbing after a day of racing? No problem.

It did help that Blueberry Hill had hot showers and a cool pond available, and that Bevo had their bar set up as early as possible.


Dave Lamb, Molly Housman, and David Romilly from team Untamed New England absolutely crushed the course, finishing at 12:39 – just 7:39 on the course. Next year, we’ll have to devise a special “Untamed” segment. Maybe bike-swimming or canoe-rappelling, something that might slow them down a bit. Checkpoint Zero/Tech4o was hot on their heels, finishing in 8:04, and the Mercators (back for their 9th GMARA race!) took third place in 10:40. All three top teams got all the bonus points, putting their official times at 4:39, 5:04, and 7:40. Maybe the course ran a little fast.



In the men’s division, the NH Trail Vets finished first with a time on course of 8:54 and all three bonuses. They’ve posted a good writeup as always. Newcomers Sink, Trip, Crash took second in 9:50, again with all the bonus points, and they have some course notes too.In the women’s division, HTFU took the win in 10:55.


A huge thanks goes to the volunteers who made this happen. Pictured are Chris, Scot, Colin, myself, DJ, Bert, Brenda, David, Lindsay, and John. Graham, Karin, Ryan, Sarah, Scott, Kristin, Laurie and Kate all helped as well, and even Tim went out on Sunday and retrieved a few bonus points (with the help of a GPS). A special thanks to my wife, Meg, for giving me endless hours to organize, design, communicate, and hike very slowly.

None of us get paid for this, we do it because we love to see racers having a good time. If you’ve ever wanted to peek behind the curtain, please speak up – there’s a good chance that you can help plan a GMARA race, a day of climbing, a night hike, a bike tuning clinic… this is a volunteer-run non-profit, and we all benefit if you volunteer too. We even toss out the occasional race discount for repeat volunteers!


Lastly, thanks to all of our sponsors. MVP Health Care makes it possible to put on great races like this year after year. Things like the ropes and the great meal can’t happen without their contribution.

EMS is always there with discounts, prizes, and rental gear. Blueberry Hill Inn and the Moosalamoo Association gave us a great base of operations and rooms at a steep discount. Catamount provided winter passes to our local champions, and Bevo gave us a great meal at a price nobody else could match.


Our newest sponsors, Julbo and Ski Vermont, both made this prize pool one to remember. Julbo provided some of their very best eyewear to the top teams. If you haven’t tried on a pair yet, take a trip to your local EMS and spend a few minutes. Some of the options are really amazing. They’ve also given us a discount code to mail out to members, so look for that in your email soon.

Ski Vermont solved the problem of “what do you get for the team that has everything?” by showering us with lift tickets and golf passes. I know a few racers that are looking forward to relaxing at VT resorts this fall and winter, and you can bet that our next winter race will be taking place at a Ski VT member resort.

If you have the opportunity to thank these sponsors for their support, “like” them on facebook, shop at their stores or promote their gear, please do. They support GMARA because they’re awesome, but they also like the publicity.


MVP:
Julbo:
Blueberry Hill Inn:
EMS:
Ski VT:
Moosalamoo Association:
Bevo:
Petra:
Catamount:
GMARA:





This may seem like shameless promotion, but a social media presence really matters to small businesses (and by extension, to GMARA). If you appreciate their support, if your day was made better by their involvement, this is one way you can choose to show it and ensure that future races are equally awesome.


As usual, all the photos are on SmugMug. See a photo you love? Mouse over it and click the green thumbs up – the most popular go to the Best-Of Gallery.

If you have photos or a race writeup, please send them to us – info@gmara.org – and we’ll post them here or add them to the gallery.


Thanks again for racing, and see you next year!

- Shawn & the GMARA crew


Julbo is a new Bitter Pill sponsor!

July 19th, 2012 by sarah

We are happy to announce that Julbo, makers of some of the best adventure-ready eyewear available, have joined us as sponsors of this year’s MVP Health Care Bitter Pill!

Julbo makes eyewear of remarkable durability, so you don’t need to worry about breakage on the trail. Full-coverage photochromic lenses protect your eyes from sun and stray branches, and from morning to night.

Julbo USA is based is Williston, VT, and they will be providing some of their high-end gear as prizes to our racers.

New Bitter Pill prizes from Ski Vermont!

June 28th, 2012 by GMARA Staff

We’re excited to announce that Ski Vermont has joined the list of sponsors for this year’s MVP Health Care Bitter Pill. You might expect them to sponsor the Frigid Infliction (and perhaps they will), but Ski VT works year round to support the nordic and alpine ski resorts in Vermont – many of which have fabulous programs all summer. Case in point, the Blueberry Hill Inn is a nordic ski center when there’s snow on the ground… but in the summer, they host events like our adventure race and the Goshen Gallop.

In addition to our usual prize pool (including gear from EMS and that $500 sponsorship to USARA nationals) you can expect things like lift tickets to VT ski areas, fischer nordic ski bags, and backpacks from Burton!

Bitter Pill Referral Discounts

June 14th, 2012 by GMARA Staff

We all have friends who would race if they just had a little motivation. Now, you’ve got a reason to motivate them:

For every team you refer that signs up (and pays) by July 4th, we’ll knock $150 off your team’s entry fee! (Or if you prefer, $75 for you and $75 for your friends.)

We’ve still got six weeks until this year’s MVP Health Care “Bitter Pill” and we want to get a few more teams signed up, and hopefully a few new racers. The Moosalamoo is absolutely gorgeous, first time racers will have a lovely day in the woods no matter how competitive they are.

If you’re a long-time GMARA racer who can’t make it to this year’s Bitter Pill, don’t let that stop you from talking your friends into it. We’ll do our best to give you a decent discount on one of our 2013 races.

Fine print: This is not a complicated promotional program, just have your friends mention you in the comments when they sign up. If you refer ten new teams, we’re not going to hand you a pile of cash, but you will get to race for free. We really do need teams to pay us promptly, too – money for shirts (and permits, maps, food, prizes, insurance, massage therapists) has to come from somewhere!

Bevo will be catering again!

June 12th, 2012 by GMARA Staff

We’re excited to have BEVO catering for the Bitter Pill again this year. Here’s our tentative menu – subject to change, but you can see how awesome it’s likely to be:

Appetizers:

  • Artisan Vermont Cheeses, Roasted Garlic, Grilled Bread, Olives and Crackers
  • Freshly made Salsas with Crunchy Corn Chips
  • Coconut Marinated Chicken Skewers with Cilantro and Mint

Entrees:

  • Vermont Cheese Tortellini with Garlicky Mushrooms, Peas and Cream
  • Slow Smoked Pork Shoulder with Bevo’s Tangy Sauce and Soft Rolls
  • Classic Potato Salad with Hard Boiled Eggs, Parsley & Scallions
  • Baby Greens with Carrots, Celery & Ginger Vinaigrette

We’ll have something sweet for dessert, and a decent bar. Kathleen has promised Vermont favorite Switchback beer will be available, too!

Bitter Pill Registration Now Open

April 12th, 2012 by GMARA Staff

Registration is now open for this year’s MVP Health Care Bitter Pill!

The registration form can be found here and there are more details as well.

We’ll be back at the Blueberry Hill Inn in the middle of the gorgeous Moosalamoo National Recreation Area. If you haven’t seen this part of Vermont, you’re missing out – and those who joined us last year know just how picturesque (and challenging) the terrain can be. You may want to check out their promotional video of the area – if you raced last year, you might see yourself in a couple shots.

Blueberry Hill is giving racers a great discount on rooms, and they’re offering camping on their property again. We (the race directors and volunteers) loved staying there – the pre-race breakfast was an awesome way to start the day. They do require a two-night stay, but anyone who stays at the inn gets breakfast the next morning, and a chance to hang out with course designers discussing all the fun we put you through. (And if 12 hours of racing isn’t enough for you, after breakfast on Sunday we all go out to retrieve flags from checkpoints!)

We’re planning to have Bevo catering the post-race party again, so you can look forward to another fantastic locally-sourced meal. When we finalize our menu we’ll post it here.

Sign up soon to reserve your spot and take advantage of the early registration rates!

2012 Race Dates Announced

October 22nd, 2011 by GMARA Staff

We have dates and locations for our 2012 races:

If this wasn’t enough, we have a major announcement in the works. This will be our biggest news since we created the Frigid Infliction – stay tuned!